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Three Little Pigs Not Allowed to Testify, Big Bad Wolf Acquitted

February 6, 2020January 21, 2021 Seth Woodhouse

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]By Seth Woodhouse THE BIG WIDE WORLD —  The Aesopnate voted narrowly Friday to bring the imscreechment trial of the

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Huge Skateboard No Match For Tiny Rock

December 2, 2019January 21, 2021 Seth Woodhouse

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Seth Woodhouse  LOS ANGELES, CA — It was like any Tuesday for Gerald the Carbon GTR Skateboard, as his

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Neutered Office Dog Still Treated Better Than Unpaid Intern

November 6, 2019June 18, 2020 Seth Woodhouse

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Seth Woodhouse  LOS ANGELES, CA — 19-year old Tom Davis became an unpaid intern this fall at MaxMeme, a

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College Sports USC 

USC Athletics Hires Guy Who Was Really Good At Madden NFL 12

February 5, 2019January 21, 2021 Seth Woodhouse

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Chris Cheshire HERITAGE HALL — In front of a stunned crowd of local journalists, USC Athletic Director Lynn Swann

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Son “Positive” His Divorced Dad Getting More Action Than Him

November 28, 2018November 28, 2018 Seth Woodhouse

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Seth Woodhouse On Saturday night, college student and notoriously shakey man Tom Davis confirmed his long held suspicions —

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Entertainment 

Tom Cruise Set to Just Fall to His Death in Next Mission Impossible

September 11, 2018January 21, 2021 Seth Woodhouse

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Seth Woodhouse Mission Impossible: Fallout became a critical and commercial success due to all of the extreme physical stunts that

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Entertainment 

Daniel Day Lewis Cast in Movie About Curing Cancer in Hopes He Will Actually Cure Cancer

March 29, 2018January 21, 2021 Seth Woodhouse

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Seth Woodhouse HOLLYWOOD, CA — Three time Academy-award winning actor Daniel Day Lewis is known for diving deeply in

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