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Viterbi School Creates New 5 AM Slot for Engineering Classes

December 7, 2013June 19, 2020 Staff headline
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Business Major Plans to Make Millions Selling DIddy Riese Cookies

December 6, 2013June 17, 2020 Staff headline
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USC Places Artificial Snow in front of Tommy Trojan, Nikias Announces Snow Day

December 6, 2013June 19, 2020 Staff headline
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The Sack of Troy’s Bucket List

December 6, 2013December 20, 2015 Staff sack

by Staff •Win 100 meter backstroke in Leavey fountain •Pole dance on new clock •Walk past MLK Boulevard…but not too

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Nighttime Security Measures Repel Criminal Gang

December 5, 2013January 21, 2021 Staff articles

by Staff Above-  Photo by guillermogg University administrators expressed relief after last year’s new security measures repelled an attack on

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Funding Runs Out, Schwarzenegger Institute Terminated

December 5, 2013June 17, 2020 Staff headline
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Student Thinks He Has Chance of Success in Entertainment Industry

December 4, 2013June 19, 2020 Staff headline
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Freshman Realizes EVK “Japanese Bar” “Chinese Bar” “Rice and Noodle Bar” “Teriyaki Bar” and “Mongolian Barbecue Bar” Actually The Same

December 3, 2013June 19, 2020 Staff headline
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Javorius Allen Suffers Broken Back After Carrying Entire Team

December 1, 2013June 19, 2020 Staff headline
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DPS Breaks Up Nikias Fundrager

November 29, 2013June 19, 2020 Staff headline
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