Margaret Danenhauer

CIA Injects Lab Grown Evil Lesbians into Dating Pool in Attempt to Drive Messy She/They Bisexuals to Republicanism

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Rapp rapp. A knuckle taps on the glass, not yearning for freedom, but for chaos – the

By Margaret Danenhauer LOS ANGELES — In a recent email to the student body, Interim President Beong-Soo Kim clarified USC’s

By Margaret Danenhauer NASHVILLE, TN – Taylor Swift just looked at the sales numbers for Adele’s 30 and sighed…and then

By Margaret Danenhauer In a time where higher education is under attack, Harvard students and their educations have become political

By Margaret Danenhauer THE SUNKEN PLACE — Following the success of Severance, Apple TV just straight-up made a show called

By Margaret Danenhauer LOS ANGELES — Fight on Trojans! USC has named Joey “The Booger” Santonelli, better known as the

By Margaret Danenhauer LOS ANGELES — Emilia Pérez was nominated for 13 Academy Awards earlier this week, including Best Picture.

By Margaret Danenhauer UNITED STATES — Although the presidential election has been called for Donald Trump, the American people unanimously