Roommate Really Glad You Think the Skeleton is a Decoration
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]By Jose Cardenas LOS ANGELES, CA — As Halloween rolls around, University of Southern California senior Richard Mortis feels relieved
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Art Major Draws Nudes So He Can Be Productive AND Horny
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Jose Cardenas ROSKI — In a curious case of specialization, sophomore Adam Sava exclusively draws and paints nude figures,
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Pole Everyone Kicks During Football Games Speaks Out About Abuse
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Jose Cardenas EXPOSITION BLVD, CA — USC faced a new scandal this week as that one pole everyone kicks
Read moreGrandma of Grandson Who Needs a Haircut Takes Matters Into Own Hands
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Jose Cardenas LOS ANGELES, CA – After his college graduation, Martha Boxen finally reunited with her grandson Nathaniel and
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Medieval Peasant Feels Out of Place in USC Village
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Jose Cardenas LOS ANGELES, CA — Merek Rolfepayne the Third said he felt out of place in USC Village,
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