Confusing: Pope Reincarnated
By Jackson Parker VATICAN CITY — In a shock announcement Monday morning The Vatican revealed that Pope Francis has been
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Top 8 People You Found Out Were Catholic Yesterday
By Jackson Parker LOS ANGELES, CA — Yesterday, non-Catholics across the globe came together for their annual tradition of being
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USC Admin Only Making Bad Decisions Because They Like The News Helicopters
By Jackson Parker LOS ANGELES, CA — USC President Carol Folt has announced the school’s administration has been purposefully creating
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In Flight Safety Announcement Suddenly Really Interesting
By Jackson Parker DALLAS, TX – After yet another catastrophic Boeing safety incident on a Southwest flight from Denver, airline
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Holy Shit: Person In Your Class Last Semester Also In Your Class This Semester
By Jackson Parker LOS ANGELES, CA – Sources have confirmed that the guy who just walked into your classroom looks
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Sack of Troy’s Picks For George Santos’ Replacement
By Jackson Parker After recently being expelled in an overwhelming 311-114 vote, George Santos’ seat in the House of Representatives
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Eurocentric Asshole Only Thinks About The Ming Dynasty Every Two Weeks
By Jackson Parker BOSTON, MA – Although he reflects on the Roman Empire’s contributions to society weekly, local Boston College
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Tucker Carlson, Don Lemon Resign to Preserve Illicit Whirlwind Romance
By Jackson Parker NEW YORK, NY – In a statement released on Monday, Fox’s Tucker Carlson and CNN’s Don Lemon
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