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Author: Izzy Ster

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Rivalry Game Actually Just A Mid-Off

November 23, 2024December 2, 2024 Izzy Ster

By Izzy Ster PASADENA, CA — Following much anticipation for the 2024 USC V. UCLA rivalry game, both teams fought

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Politics 

“But Can She Handle the Pressure?” Wonders Nation That Chose Man Who Cracked Under It

November 7, 2024November 8, 2024 Izzy Ster

By Izzy Ster WASHINGTON, D.C. – Following yesterday’s tumultuous election results, the Nation celebrates its selection of the obviously AND

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Local USC 

Former Stout Burger Location Converts Into Spirit Halloween

November 1, 2024October 31, 2024 Izzy Ster

By Izzy Ster LOS ANGELES, CA – It’s that time of year again! We all finally have an excuse to

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College USC 

Parents Weekend Really Awesome For Everyone Except Batman

September 27, 2024September 27, 2024 Izzy Ster

By Izzy Ster LOS ANGELES, CA – As homesick freshmen count down the days for mommy and daddy to buy

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Father’s Day Win! Greeting Card Has Picture of Giant Cartoon Baseball Instead of Emotional Sentiment

June 16, 2024June 16, 2024 Izzy Ster

By Izzy Ster SACRAMENTO, CA — In true father-child relationship fashion, local son Phillip Norman opted for the least gushy

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Politics 

Trump Denies Guilt on Whatever Court Charged Him With

June 16, 2024June 16, 2024 Izzy Ster

By Izzy Ster  Following the announcement that former President Donald Trump was found guilty on all counts in the hush-money

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College 

Girl at Party Not Flirting With You, Just Good at Small Talk

October 2, 2023September 27, 2023 Izzy Ster

By Izzy Ster LOS ANGELES, CA – After attending the rager of the weekend, you were shocked to discover  the

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Local Guy Best Friend Continues the Search for His Hug After a Year and a Half

May 7, 2023May 2, 2023 Izzy Ster

By Izzy Ster LOS ANGELES, CA – Following his insurmountable journey for 18 months, 13 days, and 45 seconds, local

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Local 

Super Bloom Awesome for Everyone Except Instagram Boyfriends and People with Horrible Allergies

April 26, 2023April 25, 2023 Izzy Ster

By Izzy Ster LAKE ELSINORE, CA – Following California’s historic winter rainfall, an influx of floral scenery, referred to as

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College USC 

Web Reg Announces Ticketmaster Collab, GE Seats Sell for $485

April 4, 2023April 4, 2023 Izzy Ster

By Izzy Ster LOS ANGELES, CA – In light of students registering for classes in the coming weeks, USC announced

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