Author: Hannah Ryan

USC 

The Sack of Troy’s Actual Interview with the Aidan

January 20, 2022January 20, 2022 Hannah Ryan

On January 19th, one “reply all” changed the USC student population’s life forever. The Sack of Troy took a chance

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Columns Strong Feelings 

Op-Ed: The Gods Are Displeased

March 9, 2021March 8, 2021 Hannah Ryan

By Hannah Ryan Hark! The Gods are displeased and ‘tis time to talk about it.  Everyone is running ‘round willy-nilly

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Local 

Local Idiot Wants Pink Lightsaber when OBVIOUSLY That Color Isn’t Even Canon

February 26, 2021February 21, 2021 Hannah Ryan

By Hannah Ryan CULVER CITY, CA – A local Star Wars LARPing group has been torn apart by recent allegations

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Attention Vortex 

Quiz: Can You Fully Digest Corn?

February 9, 2021February 9, 2021 Hannah Ryan

By Hannah Ryan The human digestive system is one fickle beast. Take this quiz to find out whether your guts

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World 

Study Finds Small Doses of 5G Promote Super Powers Like Telekinesis and Jumping Really High and Stuff

February 3, 2021February 1, 2021 Hannah Ryan

By Hannah Ryan LOS ANGELES, CA–– A recent report by the World Health Organization on the effects of 5G on

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