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CDC Recommends Everyone Wear Spider-Man Mask to Distract the Coronavirus and Let the Real Spider-Man Escape

April 23, 2020January 21, 2021 Drew Thomas-Nathan

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]By Drew Thomas-Nathan QUEENS, NY — The Center for Disease Control and Prevention put out new guidelines Thursday morning urging

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World 

Whole World Pivots to Video

April 6, 2020April 6, 2020 Drew Thomas-Nathan

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]By Drew Thomas-Nathan EARTH — The entire world economy has finally pivoted to video content, your own eyes and ears confirmed

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Entertainment World 

All the Memories From Before Mom Died That Are Now Available On Disney+

December 5, 2019January 21, 2021 Drew Thomas-Nathan

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]By Drew Thomas-Nathan ANAHEIM, CA — The streaming wars are heating up, and your entertainment overlords over at the Walt

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College News in Pictures USC 

Visibly Erect Tommy Trojan Asks to Be Covered in Duct Tape All Year

November 26, 2019June 12, 2021 Drew Thomas-Nathan

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World 

“Something Ain’t Right,” Says Man Stopping to Hear the Leaves Rustle

October 11, 2019 Drew Thomas-Nathan

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]By Drew Thomas-Nathan BUMFUCK, WY — It was a sunny, hazy afternoon when a red Ford pickup truck pulled over

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College Columns Strong Feelings 

Op-Ed: Is Hecuba Likable Enough?

March 1, 2019June 17, 2020 Drew Thomas-Nathan

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Drew Thomas-Nathan LOS ANGELES, CA — A year and a half ago, USC opened the new Village by unveiling

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Attention Vortex Columns 

Quiz: Is He Into You or Does He Want to Kill You and Your Siblings To Get His Hands on the Baudelaire Fortune?

January 9, 2019January 9, 2019 Drew Thomas-Nathan

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Drew Thomas-Nathan Finding a good man is difficult, especially when it has been highly publicized that your parents perished

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College Local 

Surplus of Spring Admits to be Housed in Forested Wolf Dens

January 7, 2019January 23, 2021 Drew Thomas-Nathan

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Drew Thomas-Nathan GRIFFITH PARK, CA — Due to a lack of available freshman housing space, some students admitted for

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Local 

Dentist Saving Best Toothbrushes For Self on Halloween

October 30, 2018June 17, 2020 Drew Thomas-Nathan

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]By Drew Thomas-Nathan SAN DIEGO, CA — Dr. Ted Denison, a 44-year-old local dentist with patients from ages 4 to

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Columns Strong Feelings 

Op-Ed: I Bet I Could Kick Neil Armstrong’s Ass Now That He’s Dead

October 18, 2018 Drew Thomas-Nathan

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Drew Thomas-Nathan HOUSTON, TX — Lately, the news has not been kind for male icons of yesteryear. While the

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