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USC Diversity Initiative Targets First-Generation Apple Product Users

February 2, 2021February 1, 2021 Eloise Rollins-Fife

By Eloise Rollins-Fife LOS ANGELES, CA– The University of Southern California, best known for its scandals and “spoiled children,” is

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“Wait, What’d You Say?” Asks Third Friend On Narrow Sidewalk

October 7, 2019October 7, 2019 Eloise Rollins-Fife

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]By Eloise Rollins-Fife LOS ANGELES — They say three’s a crowd, and no one understands this better than Freddie Putz,

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College Sophomore Epitome of Adulthood According to College Freshman

September 16, 2019June 17, 2020 Eloise Rollins-Fife

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]By Eloise Rollins-Fife LOS ANGELES, CA —  According to freshman Leah Wolfe, sophomore Emily Griffiths can add a new item

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Anime Kid From Middle School Grew Up Just How You Expected

February 7, 2019 Eloise Rollins-Fife

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Eloise Rollins-Fife LOS ANGELES, CA — In a completely predictable turn of events, social media posts confirmed this weekend

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Local Man Awfully Smug No One Has Any Allegations Against Him

January 9, 2018 Eloise Rollins-Fife

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Eloise Rollins-Fife LOS ANGELES– In the wake of recent allegations of sexual misconduct by high-profile men, local man Jason

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Mediocre Piano Music at RTCC is Greater Constant in Girl’s Life Than Father

November 22, 2017June 19, 2020 Eloise Rollins-Fife

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Eloise Rollins-Fife RONALD TUTOR CAMPUS CENTER — Whether it be Mozart attempted by an aspiring Thornton student, Chopsticks banged

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