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Sweetness of “Local USC Moms and Dads” Facebook Group Sullied by Custody Fight in Comments Section

November 25, 2019June 19, 2020 Dan Toomey

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Dan Toomey LOS ANGELES, CA — What began as a sparkle of hope amid a semester of despondency was

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Student Running to Class Gripping Freshly Printed Essay Like It’s the Goddamn Olympic Torch

October 25, 2019June 19, 2020 Dan Toomey

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]By Dan Toomey  TROUSEDALE PARKWAY — Students gawked in anticipation and embarrassment on Friday as a heaving, perspiring freshman sprinted

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Oceana Seafood Files Lawsuit Against USC After School Falsely Told Them People Would Eat There

September 10, 2019January 21, 2021 Dan Toomey

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]By Dan Toomey Los Angeles, CA – Village newcomer Oceana Seafood became the latest in a long line of accusers

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Sam Darnold Spotted Wandering Through Streets of Newark in Search of Nearest Cupcake ATM

October 29, 2018January 23, 2021 Dan Toomey

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Dan Toomey Residents of Newark, New Jersey were stunned to find former USC quarterback and New York Jets rookie

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Report: EVKitty Now Bullying Transfer Students for Swipes

April 24, 2018July 23, 2020 Dan Toomey

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Dan Toomey With a shocking change of character, the once-cuddly, beloved EVKitty is now intimidating transfer students for meal

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Dr. Drew Casper Dissolves into Silver Mist Mid-Lecture, Ascends Beyond Mortality

April 19, 2018January 21, 2021 Dan Toomey

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Dan Toomey NORRIS THEATER — CTCS 190 students were thrown into shock on Monday when, in the middle of

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