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SCA Senior Secures Unpaid Internship Networking at WGA Picket Line

May 3, 2023May 3, 2023 Chelsea Levy

by Chelsea Levy Soon-to-be SCA graduate Claire Elecky finally secured a post-grad, unpaid internship by networking with WGA writers at

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Kanye West Sued for Copyright Infringement by Guy on Street Corner in Iowa

October 25, 2022October 24, 2022 Chelsea Levy

By Chelsea Levy SIOUX CITY, IOWA — Self-described “innovator” Kanye West is being sued for copyright infringement by Jim Park

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USC Fraternities Praised by Queer Community for Bi-Laws

September 30, 2022September 30, 2022 Chelsea Levy

By Chelsea Levy LOS ANGELES, CA — Several queer student groups have announced newfound support for fraternities after learning about

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Baby Wearing Smashing Pumpkins Band Tee Can’t Name A Single Song

September 21, 2022September 20, 2022 Chelsea Levy

By Chelsea Levy LONG BEACH, CA – Local music fan Jack Termino was appalled this past Sunday when he encountered

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