Bill Rockas

SC Loses After Freshman Forgets To Kick Lamppost

By Bill Rockas LOS ANGELES, CA – As the Trojans concluded their lackluster Big 10 season with a loss to

By Bill Rockas LOS ANGELES, CA—As millions of Americans sift through the heated political discourse and cries for democracy’s salvation

By Bill Rockas LOS ANGELES, CA – Modern culture has made leaps and bounds in promoting the values necessary to

By Bill Rockas LOS ANGELES, CA – In an effort to maintain student attention, USC will play cropped footage of

By Bill Rockas MERRIT ISLAND, FL – Following the successful landing of Odysseus on The Moon, all the cute little

By Bill Rockas LOS ANGELES, CA – During Professor Horace Broadlong’s Astronomy 200 lecture, an entire auditorium of students sat

By Bill Rockas MILWAUKEE, WI – Tragedy struck at 6:20 P.M., December 15 when a small group of carolers were

By Bill Rockas BOULDER, CO – Forensic scientists are conducting various tests across multiple social media platforms to understand whether

By Bill Rockas LOS ANGELES, CA – Taylor Swift, the paragon of pop singers, the generation-defining giant, timber-er of Ticketmaster,

By Bill Rockas LOS ANGELES, CA – USC football fans are shocked after the reveal that defensive coordinator Alex Grinch