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September 27, 2022September 27, 2022 Audrey Serrano

By Audrey Serrano PALM BEACH, FL — One-term president and infinite-term tax evader Donald Trump has selected pop singer Shakira

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September 23, 2022September 22, 2022 Audrey Serrano

By Audrey Serrano According to certified sex therapist Dr. Cassidy White, Ph.D, “Even the highest of sex drives can be

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