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Dear Mom: Can you schedule my dentist appointment?

February 25, 2016 Kim Rogers Dear Mom

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Kim Rogers Dear Mom,      Can you schedule my dentist appointment? -Michael Dear Michael,      I called

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by Kim Rogers Dear Mom,     What’s the Netflix password?  P.S. Running out of money. 🙂 -Michael Dear Michael,  

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