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Security Measures Upgraded to Include Blood Analysis

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by Morgan Greenwald As a result of freshmen’s complaints about the measures taken to increase security, President C. L. Max

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The Critics: Episode 1

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by Corey Sherman This is the first installment of a series called The Critics, which follows the obnoxious escapades of two

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New/North Janitors Go On Strike

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by Jordan Klein The janitors of USC’s New Residential College and North Residential College have refused to continue working because

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Viterbi Adds New Minor in “Love”

December 9, 2011January 21, 2021 Staff articles

by Jordan Klein USC has always been known for its breadth of academic departments. Its undergraduate students have the ability

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Businesses Seek to Capitalize on Greek Parties

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by Matt Kalina Above: Students sporting some of TRAMP’s fashionable clothing It’s registered season again, and you know what that

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