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Silver Lining: This Old Man with Alzheimer’s Just Forgot How to be Racist

May 12, 2020July 23, 2020 Pat Duffy

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]By Patrick Duffy WORCHESTER, MA — They say that when God closes a door, He opens a window, and while

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New Succulent Owner Still Depressed

May 6, 2020July 23, 2020 Pat Duffy

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]By Patrick Duffy LOS ANGELES, CA — Multiple reports from witnesses, roommates, and mental health specialists confirmed that local university

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USC Village’s Newest Establishment Just Empty Room Where You Can Spit On Poor People

October 8, 2019July 23, 2020 Pat Duffy

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]By Patrick Duffy LOS ANGELES, CA – Students and patrons at USC Village will soon have a new spot to

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