Nice! Redbubble Hydro Flask Stickers Compensate For Woman’s Utter Lack Of Personality
By Megan Dang LOS ANGELES, CA — Despite having the personality of a damp Cheeto puff, local freshman Miriam Jones
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“I’m Falling In Love With Life,” Says Woman Who Has Never Had To Work A Minimum Wage Job
By Megan Dang LOS ANGELES, CA — Local nepo baby and Q-list Internet celebrity Sally Perkins defied all odds and
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Inside Out 2 Reveals Newest Emotion: Slow-Creeping Existential Dread
by Megan Dang LOS ANGELES, CA — Pixar has just announced the newest addition to Inside Out 2’s zany cast
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Breaking: Dulce Barista Doesn’t Really Like Your Outfit, Just Whoring Himself Out For That Tip
By Megan Dang LOS ANGELES, CA — This just in: the swoony Dulce barista who complimented your outfit the other
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Inside Out 2 Reveals Newest Emotion: Slow-Creeping Existential Dread
by Megan Dang LOS ANGELES, CA — Pixar has just announced the newest addition to Inside Out 2’s zany cast
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Finally! James Corden Flattened By A Semi-Truck During Crosswalk The Musical
By Megan Dang LOS ANGELES, CA — A resounding cheer was heard on Beverly Boulevard and Genesee Avenue last Friday
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“Not To Be Mean,” Girl Prefaces Before Saying The Most Insidiously Hateful Thing You’ve Ever Heard
By Megan Dang LOS ANGELES, CA — Local college senior Paulina Mayer wants everyone to know that she’s totally not
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Male Art Critic Thinks The Mona Lisa Looks Tired, Should Smile More 
By Megan Dang LOS ANGELES, CA — Self-proclaimed art critic Jeremy Lawther recently visited the Louvre, where he observed that
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“I Would Never Spank My Child,” Says White Mom Who Walks Her Son On A Dog Leash
By Megan Dang LOS ANGELES, CA — Local white helicopter mom Katherine Dodson spoke out, unprompted, against the inhumane practice
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