Breaking News:
  • OPINION: I Took Every Buzzfeed Quiz, The Results Were Frightening
  • TrojanLearn CHR Requirement Replaced by New ConsentGPT 
  • Jail Actually Housing Upgrade for Many Working Journalists
  • USC Students Take Class Off for Beach Day in Solidarity with East Coast Snow Storm
  • Stranger Things Fans Disappointed by Finale of Noah Schnapp’s Career

The Sack of Troy

USC's Second Best Parody Newspaper

The Sack of Troy

  • College
  • Local
  • World
  • Sports
  • Politics
  • Entertainment
  • Videos
  • Columns
    • Attention Vortex
    • Dear Mom
    • Girlboss Alert!
    • Reviews
    • Strong Feelings
  • About
    • History
    • Join Us
    • Contact Us
    • Members

Author: Jack Walz

College 

No Way of Knowing if Backlit TA Is Hot or Not

September 14, 2020September 13, 2020 Jack Walz

By Jack Walz LOS ANGELES, CA — On Monday, August 17th, a look of confusion ran across students’ faces as

Read more
Entertainment 

New Ryan Murphy Series “Deadly Twinks of the Tenor Section” In Development

July 31, 2020January 21, 2021 Jack Walz

by Jack Walz EXCLUSIVE: Ryan Murphy, creator of such hits as Glee and American Horror Story, has teased details of

Read more
Entertainment Local 

Study Reveals 95% of Movies on Netflix Are Too “Out There” for Mom

May 26, 2020July 23, 2020 Jack Walz

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]By Jack Walz LOS ANGELES, CA — In an effort to better understand middle-aged audiences, a team of researchers from

Read more

Categories

  • Apologies to The Editor
  • Attention Vortex
  • College
  • Columns
  • Comics
  • Dear Mom
  • Editorial
  • Entertainment
  • Film Bro Friday
  • Girlboss Alert!
  • Local
  • News in Brief
  • News in Pictures
  • Politics
  • Reviews
  • Sports
  • Strong Feelings
  • U.S.
  • Uncategorized
  • USC
  • Videos
  • World

Recent Posts

  • OPINION: I Took Every Buzzfeed Quiz, The Results Were Frightening
  • TrojanLearn CHR Requirement Replaced by New ConsentGPT 
  • Jail Actually Housing Upgrade for Many Working Journalists
  • USC Students Take Class Off for Beach Day in Solidarity with East Coast Snow Storm
  • Stranger Things Fans Disappointed by Finale of Noah Schnapp’s Career

Article Roulette

Woman with Pockets in Dress Incapable of Talking About Anything Else

Woman with Pockets in Dress Incapable of Talking About Anything Else

September 1, 2017 Staff No Comment

Archives

© 2026 The Sack of Troy. All wrongs reserved.