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No Way of Knowing if Backlit TA Is Hot or Not

September 14, 2020September 13, 2020 Jack Walz

By Jack Walz LOS ANGELES, CA — On Monday, August 17th, a look of confusion ran across students’ faces as

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New Ryan Murphy Series “Deadly Twinks of the Tenor Section” In Development

July 31, 2020January 21, 2021 Jack Walz

by Jack Walz EXCLUSIVE: Ryan Murphy, creator of such hits as Glee and American Horror Story, has teased details of

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Study Reveals 95% of Movies on Netflix Are Too “Out There” for Mom

May 26, 2020July 23, 2020 Jack Walz

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]By Jack Walz LOS ANGELES, CA — In an effort to better understand middle-aged audiences, a team of researchers from

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