10 Year Old’s iPad Covered in Cheeto Dust
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Cameron Wen After a week-long search for local 10-year-old Jeremy Gersh’s iPad, it has been discovered wedged between two
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Wow! The Sack of Troy Writing Staff Got Really Hot Over the Summer!
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Cameron Wen Formerly a pale bunch of malnourished nerds, the Sack of Troy writing staff has returned from summer
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My Grandfather’s Final Words Were “Cinnamon Is the Winnamon,” and It Still Haunts Me to This Day
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Cameron Wen A death in the family is tough to sugarcoat. My grandfather’s death certainly wasn’t sugarcoated. It was
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Local Teen Figures He Should Probably Start Guitar Lessons Especially If He Wants to Impress Becky
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Cameron Wen LOS ANGELES, CA — Unremarkable teen Gregory Lutz spends most of his time eating Doritos and playing
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Wannabe Superhero Jumps in Nuclear Waste, Becomes Violently Ill
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Cameron Wen HOSPITAL — In an attempt to gain superpowers local comic book fanatic Jason Huang jumped into a
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Local Dad’s Midlife Crisis Peels Out of Cul-De-Sac
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Cameron Wen PASADENA, CA – The neighborhood’s ears rang as local dad Randy Walden raced his newly restored 1968
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