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Top Five Things Carrie Underwood Did When She Got Cheated On

December 8, 2020January 21, 2021 Mia Young

#4 – Slashed a hole in all four tires

Really? All of them? I hope you sanitized the knife after you got your prints on them.

Yeesh Carrie…
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