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Top 10 Scary Movies For Halloween Your Mom Can’t Think of the Name Of

October 27, 2020October 25, 2020 Charlotte Phillipp

8. Paranormal Activity 4 (2012)

“I just remembered this other movie Dad and I took you to in middle school that’s also home movies… another one!? Are you serious right now? How much money do they need? How could it be a sequel if it was about teens instead of the family? Oh my gosh, unbelievable.”

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