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Top 10 Scary Movies For Halloween Your Mom Can’t Think of the Name Of

October 27, 2020October 25, 2020 Charlotte Phillipp

10. They Live (1988)

“One I saw when I was in high school was this zombie movie… the dog is in the kitchen again. Please go get her. If she even sniffs that steak I’m throwing it in the garbage, I will not have dog on my dinner. Hey! Tilly! Her paws are up on the counter! Get her down right now! Please make her stop!”

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