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Fact-Check: Billie Eilish is Not the “Bad Guy,” or At Least Not as Bad as Jeffrey Epstein

August 18, 2020January 21, 2021 Drew Thomas-Nathan

Is it true?

I don’t have a girlfriend.

This statement gets 18 anti-George Washingtons (the lying kind).

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