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Fact-Check: Billie Eilish is Not the “Bad Guy,” or At Least Not as Bad as Jeffrey Epstein

August 18, 2020January 21, 2021 Drew Thomas-Nathan

Conclusion?

Billie Eilish talks a big game but she still needs to accrue decades of orgies with mixed crowds of creepy culture leaders and underage girls on private islands before she can even be considered as my bad guy.


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