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Fact-Check: Billie Eilish is Not the “Bad Guy,” or At Least Not as Bad as Jeffrey Epstein

August 18, 2020January 21, 2021 Drew Thomas-Nathan

Claim: 

That part where the beat goes like Doo-DOO! Doo do-do-dodo! Doo-DOO! Doo-do-do-dodo! Doo-DOO!…etc.

Is it true?
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