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Every Day “Turkey Day” For Bowling Larry

November 22, 2018 Sam Kushell

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Sam Kushell MICHIGAN — For Kalamazoo’s own “Bowling Larry”, every single day since October 29, 1983 has been Turkey

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