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Petroleo the Oil Wizard Seen Whispering to Trump During Press Conference 

January 3, 2026January 18, 2026 Pablo Rodriguez

By Pablo Rodriguez MAR-A-LAGO, FL – During today’s press conference regarding the invasion of Venezuela and capture of President Maduro

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DMC Globe Gets Turned Into Flat Earth

November 5, 2025January 16, 2026 Pablo Rodriguez

By Pablo Rodriguez LOS ANGELES, CA – “BANG,” “CRASH,” “BOOM.” These sounds and more could be heard emanating from DMC

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The Tonight Dough Prices Surge as People Confuse Jimmy Kimmel with Jimmy Fallon

September 18, 2025January 8, 2026 Pablo Rodriguez

By Pablo Rodriguez LOS ANGELES, CA – The price of Ben and Jerry’s ice cream flavor The Tonight Dough has

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Three Things I Learned From The Smut Panel at the Festival of Books

May 2, 2025August 26, 2025 Pablo Rodriguez

By Pablo Rodriguez LOS ANGELES, CA – Last weekend the LA Times held the world famous Festival of Books at

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