Noelle Medina

Capitalism Really Fun in Stardew Valley

By Noelle Medina PELICAN TOWN – Socialists beware! Despite being advertised as a liberal paradise where everyone is bisexual, beloved

LOS ANGELES, CA – The lone three students pursuing gerontology degrees at the Leonard Davis School of Gerontology didn’t notice

By Noelle Medina LOS ANGELES, CA – They grow up so fast! To celebrate being born yesterday, Trojan parents took

By Noelle Medina BROOKLYN, NY – Despite having a caramel balayage and minimal espresso-brewing skills, Santa Monica native Kinsey Skate

By Noelle Medina LOS ANGELES, CA – Fragile and sensitive boy Humpty Dumpty reportedly cried and ran out of his

By Noelle Medina LOS ANGELES, CA – You shall not pass… this class! With budget cuts hitting every department, USC

By Noelle Medina SCANDINAVIA, 975 AD – Following the widespread praise for Emerald Fennell’s dark romance adaptation of Wuthering Heights,

By Noelle Medina VATICAN CITY – After two restless days of waiting, the conclave to determine the next leader of

By Noelle Medina NEW YORK, NY – As a woman desperately searching for a scrawny dog boy who looks like

By Noelle Medina BEVERLY HILLS, CA – A naive young girl near you has just gotten into her first committed