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Virgin Makes Yet Another Sex Playlist

August 12, 2020August 8, 2020 Mia Young

By Mia Young PHOENIX, AZ — The “sex playlist” has become more common as the popularity of music streaming services

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Forgotten Edible Left in Backpack Now Sprouting Roots

July 16, 2020July 23, 2020 Mia Young

By Mia Young BUFFALO, NY — Earlier this week high school junior Sam Rizzo reported that a three-month-old marijuana brownie

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