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Author: Maura Ende

College USC 

Missed Connections Found Maimed, Castrated, and Dead; Datamatch Primary Suspect

February 11, 2023February 11, 2023 Maura Ende 106 Views

by Maura Ende LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA – USC Missed Connections has been found dead at the ripe age of two,

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Opinion: If USC Brings Back Shared Lyfts, Then Bring Back Splash Bash

January 11, 2023January 10, 2023 Maura Ende 188 Views

by Maura Ende  On Tuesday, January 3, USC Transportation announced a return to the Shared Lyft model for the Spring

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News in Brief 

Capitalism Strikes Again: Amazon Prime Day Just Another Fictional Holiday Invented by the Greeting Card Industry

July 13, 2022July 13, 2022 Maura Ende 324 Views

By Maura Ende KANSAS CITY, MO — Tensions have risen outside the Hallmark Cards headquarters as Amazon Prime Day rages

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Editorial News in Brief USC 

Opinion: Fine! I Will Have Sex in the Doheny Book Stacks Instead!

December 29, 2021December 29, 2021 Maura Ende 2130 Views

By Maura Ende “Ever since the no guest thing happened it’s been really hard to find places where you can,

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College Local 

Student Celebrates First Anniversary of Her Quarantine Bangs

March 19, 2021March 19, 2021 Maura Ende 1164 Views

By Maura Ende LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA – As many Americans mourn one merciless year of isolation, Amanda Gilbert has managed

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Local 

New Yorkers Revel in Not Having the Most Embarrassing Weather for Once

February 18, 2021February 18, 2021 Maura Ende 900 Views

By Maura Ende BUFFALO, NEW YORK – As winter storms bombard communities from Texas to the Atlantic coast, New Yorkers

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  • Opinion: If Starbucks Doesn’t Start Putting the Vanilla in My Vanilla Soy Latte I’m Going to Start Union Busting
  • Ratatouille Sequel? This Movie is About a Guinea Pig Who Writes Funny Letterboxd Reviews Under This Guy’s A24 Hat
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