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POTUS Changes Holiday Name To “Trump-MLK Day”

January 19, 2026January 19, 2026 Dean Woods

By Dean Woods WASHINGTON, D.C. — Six weeks after removing MLK Day and Juneteenth from the National Parks calendar, Trump

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Millie Bobby Brown Adopts Fellow Child Actors

January 5, 2026January 18, 2026 Dean Woods

By Dean Woods HAWKINS, IN – Prolific 21-year old actress Millie Bobby Brown, a.k.a. Millie Bonnie Bongiovi, a.k.a. Millie Bon

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Trump Pauses Tariffs So He Can Audit A High School Economics Class

April 9, 2025April 18, 2025 Dean Woods

Headline by Dean Woods Article by Bill Rockas WASHINGTON, DC – President Donald Trump has placed a 90 day pause

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Opinion: Why I, A 5’10” Unathletic Male, Am The Perfect Candidate To Replace Juju Watkins This Season

March 28, 2025March 29, 2025 Dean Woods

By Dean Woods LOS ANGELES, CA – The USC community and the nation as a whole witnessed a devastating moment

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College 

Scheduling A Mandatory Meeting, And 5 Other Signs That Your Academic Advisor Wants You

December 2, 2024December 2, 2024 Dean Woods

By Dean Woods LOS ANGELES, CA – As class registration for next semester rolls around once again, emails are flying

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USC 

Carol Folt Announces She Is Two Police Calls Away From A Free Sandwich

May 6, 2024May 6, 2024 Dean Woods

By Dean Woods LOS ANGELES, CA – On Sunday, May 5, 2024, Carol Folt called the LAPD to help their

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USC’s DPS Zone Will Now Be Called Gotham City

April 22, 2024April 22, 2024 Dean Woods

By Dean Woods LOS ANGELES  GOTHAM CITY, CA – Over the weekend, USC’s Department of Public Safety announced some upcoming

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USC 

Traveler’s Early Retirement Followed by Suspicious Meat in the Parkside Dining Hall

March 25, 2024March 24, 2024 Dean Woods

By Dean Woods LOS ANGELES, CA – Following a typical Saturday evening at the Coliseum, packed with sweaty football fans,

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