Trump Pauses Tariffs So He Can Audit A High School Economics Class
Headline by Dean Woods Article by Bill Rockas WASHINGTON, DC – President Donald Trump has placed a 90 day pause
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Opinion: Why I, A 5’10” Unathletic Male, Am The Perfect Candidate To Replace Juju Watkins This Season
By Dean Woods LOS ANGELES, CA – The USC community and the nation as a whole witnessed a devastating moment
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Scheduling A Mandatory Meeting, And 5 Other Signs That Your Academic Advisor Wants You
By Dean Woods LOS ANGELES, CA – As class registration for next semester rolls around once again, emails are flying
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Carol Folt Announces She Is Two Police Calls Away From A Free Sandwich
By Dean Woods LOS ANGELES, CA – On Sunday, May 5, 2024, Carol Folt called the LAPD to help their
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USC’s DPS Zone Will Now Be Called Gotham City
By Dean Woods LOS ANGELES GOTHAM CITY, CA – Over the weekend, USC’s Department of Public Safety announced some upcoming
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Traveler’s Early Retirement Followed by Suspicious Meat in the Parkside Dining Hall
By Dean Woods LOS ANGELES, CA – Following a typical Saturday evening at the Coliseum, packed with sweaty football fans,
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