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World Crisis Makes Ex Boyfriend Not Seem So Bad Right Now

April 29, 2021April 29, 2021 Angie Stroud

By Angie Stroud LOS ANGELES, CA – There’s something in the air for local woman Paige Wilson. No not love,

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Yes, There Was a Coup. But, it’s Brooklynn’s 21st Birthday!

January 8, 2021January 8, 2021 Angie Stroud

By Angie Stroud LOS ANGELES, CA – Brooklynn Gentry may be the unluckiest girl in the whole country today. It’s

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Quiz: Is Your Tinder Date Worth Dying For?

October 14, 2020January 21, 2021 Angie Stroud
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Ass-Slapping Cyclist Reveals How the Pandemic Has Destroyed His Small Business

September 23, 2020September 18, 2020 Angie Stroud

By Angie Stroud LOS ANGELES, CA —   Online school has caused many college town businesses to suffer, including the

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