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Top Five Things Carrie Underwood Did When She Got Cheated On

December 8, 2020January 21, 2021 Mia Young

#2 – Carved her name into his leather seats

Well now he’s definitely gonna know it was you! Why would you leave your name at the scene of the crime?! 

Holy cow Carrie!
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