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Top 10 Scary Movies For Halloween Your Mom Can’t Think of the Name Of

October 27, 2020October 25, 2020 Charlotte Phillipp

9. Scream (1996)

“You want me to keep going? Alright, the little girl from E.T. is a teen, and she dies right away. What’s her name? She has, maybe a boy’s name… Ryan? No, I don’t know. Oh, Dylan! Yes, that’s it.”

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