“The Boys” Writers Rapidly Cutting Charlie Kirk Parody Out of Script
By Violet Rose Wang SEATTLE, WA – Scissor snipping, paper shredding, and screams of “FUCK FUCK FUCK” could be heard
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Month: September 2025
What The Hell, Sure! Source Material Is Dead, Let’s Make Grendel Sexy
By Noelle Medina SCANDINAVIA, 975 AD – Following the widespread praise for Emerald Fennell’s dark romance adaptation of Wuthering Heights,
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E-Scooter Snuck Into Doheny and Leavey
By Violet Rose Wang LOS ANGELES, CA – Hundreds of students lives’ were threatened today when two psycho fucks brought
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