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Weekender Extended To “Weeker”

November 11, 2013June 17, 2020 Staff headline
  • ← Weekender Trip Group Abandons Junior, “We Needed His Seat for the Beer”
  • DPS Questions Architecture Student Working On Drawings, Officers Report He Was “Behaving Sketchy” →

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