Hillary Clinton Hangs Up Spurs, Moseys Off Into Sunset

by Jack Hackett

AMERICA — After failing to make it into the presidential office on Tuesday, Hillary Clinton called it quits, for now. She put down her badge, hung up her spurs, and mosied off into the sunset, looking for anyone in need of assistance.

“When you need me, I’ll be there,” said Clinton with the tip of her hat.

As she drifts from town to town known as the ‘Woman with No Name’, Clinton’s mysterious past raises more questions than answers. But for now, the Nasty Woman trucks on, ready to fight another day.

Jack Hackett

He is your run of the mill bad boy. He hangs out by the dumpsters during recess sucking down cigarettes. He is complex by nature, but is simply looking for love.