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Homeless Man With Funny Sign Still Homeless

February 11, 2019January 23, 2021 Susi Basse

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Susi Basse CHICAGO, IL — When Alfie Garrett, a homeless Vietnam vet in Chicago, Illinois, woke up this morning

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Middle School Choir Crushes “Livin’ On a Prayer” Cover

April 11, 2018January 21, 2021 Susi Basse

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Susi Basse EUREKA SPRINGS, AL – Hancock Middle School’s Spring Choir Concert was the hottest show in town last

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