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White House Announces Band-Aids The Cause of Sepsis 

September 22, 2025January 16, 2026 Sarah Ruiz

By Sarah Ruiz WASHINGTON, D.C. – This afternoon President Trump and U.S. Health and Human Services (HHS) Secretary Robert F.

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Colorblind MSU Fan Can’t Tell Who To Root For

September 20, 2025January 9, 2026 Sarah Ruiz

By Sarah Ruiz LOS ANGELES, CA –  Die hard Michigan State fan Fred Greenfield, who suffers from red-green colorblindness, realized

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The Great Migration: USC Students Flock East for Coachella

April 11, 2025April 18, 2025 Sarah Ruiz

By Sarah Ruiz LOS ANGELES, CA – Pack your pills and poppers, USC’s finest scholars are heading East for the

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