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Car Breaks Down in Middle of the Street Because It’s All Just Too Much

October 13, 2020October 14, 2020 Samhitha Saiba

By Samhitha Saiba LOS ANGELES, CA –– A car broke down on Melrose Ave. Wednesday, collapsing to the gravel with

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Girlboss Alert! My Exotic Queen Wants Me to Stop Calling Her That

October 9, 2020June 15, 2023 Samhitha Saiba

By Samhitha Saiba This is your resident New Jersey beef boy Johnny Romani reporting (straight outta Decaying White Suburbia), here

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Recently Declared Communications Major Doesn’t Know How to Communicate This to Family

October 1, 2020January 23, 2021 Samhitha Saiba

By Samhitha Saiba LOS ANGELES, CA –– USC Sophomore and Olympic bullet-journalist Maya Meeks selected Communications as her field of

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Florida Man Decides Next Election, Probably

September 22, 2020January 21, 2021 Samhitha Saiba

By Samhitha Saiba TAMPA, FL –– Sack reporters traveled to the swampy Floridian city named after a menstrual product this

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