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Oscars Host Still Milking Will Smith Slap For Jokes

March 15, 2026March 31, 2026 Rafael Diaz

By Rafael Diaz HOLLYWOOD, CA — Determined not to let a good comedy cow go to waste, Oscars host Conan

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Trump Breaks Ground on New Führerbunker for President’s Day

February 16, 2026March 31, 2026 Rafael Diaz

By Rafael Diaz WASHINGTON, D.C. — As part of his President’s Day celebration, President Trump announced that he will begin

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