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Divorced Father Wins Children’s Presence at Thanksgiving With Promises of Underage Drinking

November 26, 2023November 26, 2023 Phineas Kelly

By Phineas Kelly LOS ANGELES, CA – In a stunning victory, divorcee Jason Gantt, 47, successfully convinced his two children,

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Cheer Heard After Leaving Party Was About You

November 10, 2023November 6, 2023 Phineas Kelly

By Phineas Kelly LOS ANGELES, CA – According to multiple attendees, that enormous cheer that erupted from the party moments

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Student Nominated for Academy Award for Role in “Alcohol? What’s That?” 

October 8, 2023October 8, 2023 Phineas Kelly

By Phineas Kelly LOS ANGELES, CA – On Saturday, the Academy of Motion Pictures announced that USC Sophomore Jacob Stall

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