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January 23, 2026January 29, 2026 Gabby Frugoni

By Gabby Frugoni LOS ANGELES, CA – After decades of only being able to monetize 98% of student life, USC

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Wholesome: Professor Brings Cookies to Final; Fails All Students

December 16, 2025January 16, 2026 Gabby Frugoni

By Gabby Frugoni LOS ANGELES, CA – In this stressful time of final projects, papers, and exams, one USC professor

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Travis Kelce Learns How to Swim

November 1, 2025January 16, 2026 Gabby Frugoni

By Gabby Frugoni KANSAS CITY, MO – He did it! Three-time Super Bowl champion Travis Kelce has finally learned how

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NYC Mayoral Debate Uses “We’re Not Really Strangers” for Debate Topics

October 23, 2025January 16, 2026 Gabby Frugoni

By Gabby Frugoni NEW YORK CITY, NY – After last night’s New York City mayoral debate featured multiple trivial, personality-based

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Frat Announces New York Philharmonic as Next Big Headliner

October 3, 2025January 16, 2026 Gabby Frugoni

By Gabby Frugoni LOS ANGELES, CA – Sigma Chi Fraternity has announced that the New York Philharmonic will be performing

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Pronoun Debate Comes To a Boil as Him Gets 29% on Rotten Tomatoes

September 25, 2025January 16, 2026 Gabby Frugoni

By Gabby Frugoni LOS ANGELES, CA – The debate over gender pronouns has escalated following negative criticism of the new

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