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“Film” Just a Movie

February 25, 2022February 25, 2022 Charlie McCollum

By Charlie McCollum LOS ANGELES, CA —  Local film snob and well-publicized threat to women everywhere Marcel Caspér was found

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“Gritty” and “Morally Ambiguous” Student Film Just Sexist and Racist

November 10, 2020November 8, 2020 Charlie McCollum

By Charlie McCollum SAN CLEMENTE, CA –– SCA Film Production student Marcel Caspér promised his audience to expect something “new,”

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Trump Family Belting “Do You Hear the People Sing?” From Makeshift Oval Office Barricade

November 6, 2020February 6, 2021 Charlie McCollum

By Charlie McCollum WASHINGTON, DC – Instead of wallowing in misery after election results indicate a Biden victory, the Trump

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