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OPINION: Can You Guys Hear Me?

February 5, 2021February 5, 2021 Professor Dietrichson

By Professor Dietrichson LOS ANGELES, CA – ummmm,, ah! Ma…. d- EHR, Can you guys hear me?  … Hello Class

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Opinion: Haha U Up?

January 29, 2021January 26, 2021 Professor Dietrichson

By Brad Hey girl, uh haha u up? Covid been hittin’ me with the loneliness so I decided to stop

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