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Sock Industry Buckles Down for the Holidays

December 1, 2025January 16, 2026 Jada Leung

By Jada Leung NORTH POLE – As the clock struck November, deep in the vestiges of Alaska or something, the

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In Lieu of Scholarships, Vice Provost Offers Gold Star Sticker and One Toy From the Prize Chest

October 26, 2025January 16, 2026 Jada Leung

By Jada Leung LOS ANGELES, CA – After gleefully spinning the Wheel of Big Fucking Budget Cuts, USC’s Vice Provost

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