The Sack Liturgical: How Much Does K-Pop Demon Hunters Follow the Gospel of the One True Christ Our Lord?

By Margaret Danenhauer

THE VATICAN — What up Jesus Freaks? Confirmed Catholic Margaret Danenhauer here, and today we’re counting down which songs from this hit Netflix film obey the teachings of His on most Holy high. LESGOOOO!

“HOW IT’S DONE” – Now as we all know bros, our God commands us to hard work and heavenly acts, so this one is pretty effing slay. But on a more serious note, I take offense to the line “Knocking you out like a lullaby –” as a Christian, I can only sleep after I’ve done eight Hail Marys and read my bible. Unless the lullaby is one of those creepy prayers about dying in your sleep done in a little sing-song voice, imma have to give this a thumbs down.

“SODA POP” – Soda is a Mormon thing, and as a Catholic I’m pretty sure they’re all going to hell. 

“GOLDEN” – I don’t know about this bros. On the one hand, I’m kind of opposed to the idolatry of gold, except if it’s in the shape of little statues of the Virgin Mary. On the other, there’s obviously very Christ-like imagery in the idea of “going up, up, up, it’s our moment”: the rapture. Thumbs up!