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Top Five Things Carrie Underwood Did When She Got Cheated On

December 8, 2020January 21, 2021 Mia Young

By Mia Young

#1 – Dug her key into the side of his pretty little souped up four wheel drive

Woah! Carrie! Kind of violent don’t you think? What about law enforcement?

What else did Carrie do?
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