Dear Mom: Baby Want Milk

By Mia Young

Dear Mom,

Baby hungies! Me want milky now! Give booby!


Dear Michael,

Oh, are you hungry already? My big strong boy, you’re gonna grow up to be so big, just like Daddy! Alright, there you go. Yes, I know, you’re so— ouch! You little shit! When did you grow teeth? 

Love, Mom