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Top 10 Scary Movies For Halloween Your Mom Can’t Think of the Name Of

October 27, 2020October 25, 2020 Charlotte Phillipp

7. Paranormal Activity 2 (2010)

“It was another movie where you only see home movies… I think it was a sequel to the last one? Why would they make a sequel if the first one wasn’t good? Hollywood doesn’t know what they’re doing, I could make a better scary movie.”

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